The Lyrics to... User Friendly

VERSE 1:

Switch, energy courses through the boards. Printer, scanner, connected. Sight, monitor glare I’m blinded. Headcrash, headpark, headache.

VERSE 2:

Help, mouse is pretty fucked-up again. Checking inter-connects and all wiring. Type, keyboard useless in this program. Point and click I call it User friendly.

CHORUS:

Next, with, out, for, for, with, out, next, up, load, down, load, head, crash, head, park. Fatal error!

BRIDGE 1:

Bytes, bits, double, click.

VERSE 3:

Shift, symbol, cursor, select a drive. A-B. 1-2. A-B. 1-2. A-B.

CHORUS:

Next, with, out, for, for, with, out, next, up, load, down, load, head, crash, head, park. Fatal error!

BRIDGE 2:

Block, track, midi, bank, patch, start, load. Input-output error, save, 4 out of memory.

BRIDGE 1:

Bytes, bits, double, click.

VERSE 4:

Disk, optical drive responding. Crash, total system breakdown starting again.

CHORUS:

Next, with, out, for, for, with, out, next, up, load, down, load, head, crash, head, park. Fatal error!

BRIDGE 2:

Block, track, midi, bank, patch, start,

VERSE 5:

File not found records incomplete. Chips, terminating, broken, burning gently. Port, influx of information. Mouse, point and click I call it User friendly.

BRIDGE 3:

Password, net login. Setbounds failed due to growth restrictions.

BRIDGE 4:

Abort, retry, fail. Total system shutdown.

VERSE 6:

Break, discard disown dissappear. Dead, thinking not for itself, for me or you.

CHORUS:

Next, with, out, for, for, with, out, next, up, load, down, load, head, crash, head, park. Fatal error!

BRIDGE 5:

Block, track, midi, bank, patch, start, load. Input-output error. Save me.

Grand finale:

USER FRIENDLY OBSELETE DISCARD DISOWN DESTROY!